Altered Sneak Peek #2

This week you asked for a funny scene, which turned out to be pretty hard to find.  There's lots of funny lines, even some funny scenes, but they were all full of spoilers!  I managed to find a few lines to share though that don't give anything away.

     “When I was kid, working the fishing boats in Saxun, we took off as much clothes as possible, without revealing our, uh, treasure, and jumped in,” he says, his lower lip inching up into a crooked grin.

     “You have a treasure?” I say, widening my eyes in feigned innocence.

     “You gonna pillage it?” he asks.